If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
