I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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