Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
handjob tips. give me some.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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