Yo dont text me then not text me
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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