at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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