what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm both gender and math confused
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