it was like his penis was on wheels.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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