break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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