Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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