They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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