Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
