question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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