I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
