I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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