My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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