there's paper in my vomit.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
