I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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