does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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