I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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