It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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