What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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