definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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