Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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