Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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