Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The air was thick with penises
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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