I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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