so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
