think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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