I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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