I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
