Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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