your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
