I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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