this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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