Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Randomize
