Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
do herpes really smell.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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