omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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