Cold hands, warm shart.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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