Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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