Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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