If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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