If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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