NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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