her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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