the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Small penises have feelings too.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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