I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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