Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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