you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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