so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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