I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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