I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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