Your mouth is God's brothel.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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