I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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