i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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