): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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