If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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