I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just forgot I was standing up.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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