And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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